{"title":"Locker Room Collection","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE LOCKER ROOM COLLECTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause Your Gear Has Seen Things. And Smelled Worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweat happens. Stink doesn't have to stick around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom sweaty hockey bags and questionable gym gear to locker rooms that could clear a building, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLocker Room Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Goat Mountain Soap Company is here to tackle the funk!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the not-so-sweet smells of life on and off the ice, this collection combines our signature humour with fresh, fun fragrances and goat milk soap that's ready to take on the aftermath of a hard day's play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏒 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBench Funk Buster – Eucalyptus \u0026amp; Spearmint\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those post-game moments when even your hockey bag needs a timeout. Cool, refreshing eucalyptus and spearmint bring a fresh start after a hard shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍒 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBag of Regrets – Cherry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor gear that made bad choices. A bold, juicy cherry scent that smells a whole lot better than whatever's been fermenting in that hockey bag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in Canada. Inspired by hockey. Powered by good humour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a hockey player, gym warrior, weekend athlete, or the unfortunate person responsible for washing the gear, we've got something to make the stink a little more bearable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause what happens in the locker room shouldn't follow you home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bag-of-regrets","title":"Bag of regrets","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet Cherry fragrance adorn this popular Locker Room soap! 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